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Knoxville News Sentinel – Grudge Match Between Edward & Jacob

November 27, 2008

Haha this is funny. Enjoy go to their website to vote for who you want!!!

source: Knoxville News Sentinel

We compare two pop-culture subjects to see which you like better. To be included in next week’s tally, go to to vote for your favorite before noon on Monday. This week’s match:

EDWARD vs. JACOB (“Twilight”)

In “Twilight,” we have Edward, a vampire, and Jacob, a werewolf. Eddie is all about the beautiful Bella, and, well, Jacob doesn’t think she’s half bad either. So get out your fangs and claws, people. We have sides to pick.


Ed: He likes to neck. (Get it? He’s a vampire.)

Jacob: You can curl up to him to get warm on a cold winter’s night.


Ed: He’s old enough to be Bella’s grandpa.

Jacob: Many of his ex-girlfriends report he purrs a lot when he’s sleeping.


Ed: He has that whole “likes-to- drink-blood” thing going on.

Jacob: He might shed all over your parents’ furniture.


Ed: Sure, she’s found her soul mate in Edward, but he’s got a lot of undead issues.

Jacob: He may not be “the one” for her, but they’d have a grand time, sitting around and combing his body hair.

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