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Knoxville News Sentinel – Grudge Match Between Edward & Jacob

November 27, 2008

Haha this is funny. Enjoy go to their website to vote for who you want!!!

source: Knoxville News Sentinel

We compare two pop-culture subjects to see which you like better. To be included in next week’s tally, go to knoxnews.com/entertainment to vote for your favorite before noon on Monday. This week’s match:

EDWARD vs. JACOB (“Twilight”)

In “Twilight,” we have Edward, a vampire, and Jacob, a werewolf. Eddie is all about the beautiful Bella, and, well, Jacob doesn’t think she’s half bad either. So get out your fangs and claws, people. We have sides to pick.

THE GOOD

Ed: He likes to neck. (Get it? He’s a vampire.)

Jacob: You can curl up to him to get warm on a cold winter’s night.

THE BAD

Ed: He’s old enough to be Bella’s grandpa.

Jacob: Many of his ex-girlfriends report he purrs a lot when he’s sleeping.

THE UGLY

Ed: He has that whole “likes-to- drink-blood” thing going on.

Jacob: He might shed all over your parents’ furniture.

IF BELLA CHOSE HIM …

Ed: Sure, she’s found her soul mate in Edward, but he’s got a lot of undead issues.

Jacob: He may not be “the one” for her, but they’d have a grand time, sitting around and combing his body hair.

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